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whathappenedtocharlotte:

theshadowsinthesun:

nycworkforce1:

Via mikenudelman:

Dress like a leader.

except FUCK YOU WOMEN CAN WEAR PANTS IF THEY WANT

*You can substitute pants (at the same level of formality/casualness) in any of these situations. 

But this is real good for reference. 

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"what the fuck"

- pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore    (via manhattanfrom-thesky)

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theatreboybrad:

supernaturalshakes:

basils-kite:

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless

i love this

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neatpotatoes:

me during the whole month of october 

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itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

(via camel-eyelashes)

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itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

(via camel-eyelashes)

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…and when I close my eyes, I see you for who you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY.” (She’s The Man, 2006)

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nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

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  • Sherlock: You're going out tonight.
  • John: Yes, actually-
  • Sherlock: Your hair is combed, a subtle dab of gel, clearly used so that the wind won't dishevel your hair. You've recently shaved, probably right before walking into the room, since there are clear signs of reddening around the lips, cheeks, and chin.
  • John: Sherlock-
  • Sherlock: You are nicely dressed, though thats saying something because you are always kept together, but this is different. You are wearing an expensive dress shirt, clearly just bought due to the fact you forgot to remove the tag. You're also wearing a suit jacket, which you don't wear often, you mostly wear jackets or coats. Your trousers are ironed, which means you went to a lot of trouble to look nice.
  • John: Yes, but-
  • Sherlock: *sniffing* You are wearing cologne, the one you only wear on a special occasion. Its a date, then.
  • John: Yes, okay, fine. But-
  • Sherlock: Vague smell of mouth wash. Don't want to have bad breath. Extra precautions. Wow, she must be special.
  • John: *completely exasperated* I made reservations.
  • Sherlock: Obviously.
  • John: For us.
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock: You mean?
  • John: Yes.
  • Sherlock: Oh.
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onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

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